**1. 我朋友说我应该去参加选秀节目，我说我已经参加了，就是那个每天都对着镜子照的选秀。**
My friend told me I should go on a talent show. I said,"I already did, it's called looking in the mirror every day."
**2. 我今天早上在公交车上遇到一个很奇葩的人，他一边唱歌一边用小提琴演奏，而且还是在演奏《小苹果》！**
I met a strange guy on the bus this morning, he was singing and playing the violin at the same time, and he was playing"Little Apple"!
**3. 我的英语老师说我应该多看英语电影，但我最喜欢的电影是《功夫熊猫》...**
My English teacher told me to watch more English movies, but my favorite movie is"Kung Fu Panda"...
**4. 我的朋友说我应该减肥，我说：“我已经很瘦了，只是我的骨头比较重而已。”**
My friend told me I should lose weight. I said,"I'm already thin, it's just that my bones are heavy."
**5. 我今天去超市买了一瓶矿泉水，结果发现它上面写着“请勿饮用”。我：？？？**
I bought a bottle of mineral water from the supermarket today, and I found it says"Do not drink". Me: ???
**6. 我朋友说我应该去学游泳，我说：“我更喜欢泡在浴缸里，因为我怕水。”**
My friend said I should go swimming. I said,"I prefer to soak in the bathtub because I'm scared of water."
**7. 我今天在路上遇到了一只猫，它对着我喵喵叫，我心想：你难道是来求我给你买罐头的吗？**
I met a cat on the road today, it meowed at me, I thought to myself: Are you asking me to buy you canned food?
**8. 我朋友说我应该去学开车，我说：“我更喜欢骑自行车，因为这样我就可以在街上自由穿梭。”**
My friend said I should learn to drive. I said,"I prefer to ride a bicycle, because I can ride freely on the street."
**9. 我今天去图书馆借了一本书，结果发现它上面写着“请勿阅读”。我：？？？**
I went to the library to borrow a book today, and I found it says"Do not read". Me: ???
**10. 我朋友说我应该去旅游，我说：“我已经去过很多地方了，比如我的床，我的沙发，我的冰箱。”**
My friend said I should travel. I said,"I've been to many places, like my bed, my sofa, my refrigerator."
**11. 我今天在街上遇到了一只狗，它对着我汪汪叫，我心想：你难道是来求我给你买骨头的吗？**
I met a dog on the street today, it barked at me, I thought to myself: Are you asking me to buy you a bone?
**12. 我朋友说我应该去学弹钢琴，我说：“我更喜欢弹吉他，因为这样我就可以一边弹一边唱歌。”**
My friend said I should learn to play the piano. I said,"I prefer to play the guitar, because I can sing along while playing."
**13. 我今天去公园散步，结果发现地上有一堆屎，我心想：这难道是传说中的“狗屎运”吗？**
I went for a walk in the park today, and I found a pile of shit on the ground, I thought to myself: Is this the legendary"dog shit luck"?
**14. 我朋友说我应该去参加马拉松比赛，我说：“我更喜欢参加吃东西比赛，因为这样我就可以吃很多东西。”**
My friend said I should run a marathon. I said,"I prefer to participate in an eating contest, because I can eat a lot of food."
**15. 我今天去餐厅吃饭，结果发现菜单上写着“请勿食用”。我：？？？**
I went to a restaurant to eat today, and I found it says"Do not eat" on the menu. Me: ???
**16. 我朋友说我应该去学跳舞，我说：“我更喜欢唱歌，因为这样我就可以一边唱歌一边跳舞。”**
My friend said I should learn to dance. I said,"I prefer to sing, because I can dance while singing."
**17. 我今天在路上遇到了一只猴子，它对着我吱吱叫，我心想：你难道是来求我给你买香蕉的吗？**
I met a monkey on the road today, it chattered at me, I thought to myself: Are you asking me to buy you a banana?
**18. 我朋友说我应该去学画画，我说：“我更喜欢写字，因为这样我就可以一边写字一边思考。”**
My friend said I should learn to draw. I said,"I prefer to write, because I can think while writing."
**19. 我今天去书店买了一本书，结果发现它上面写着“请勿阅读”。我：？？？**
I went to the bookstore to buy a book today, and I found it says"Do not read". Me: ???
**20. 我朋友说我应该去学编程，我说：“我更喜欢玩游戏，因为这样我就可以一边玩游戏一边思考。”**
My friend said I should learn to program. I said,"I prefer to play games, because I can think while playing games."
**21. 我今天去电影院看电影，结果发现电影院里面只有我一个人。我：？？？**
I went to the cinema to watch a movie today, and I found that I was the only one in the cinema. Me: ???
**22. 我朋友说我应该去学弹吉他，我说：“我更喜欢弹钢琴，因为这样我就可以一边弹钢琴一边唱歌。”**
My friend said I should learn to play the guitar. I said,"I prefer to play the piano, because I can sing while playing the piano."
**23. 我今天去公园散步，结果发现地上有一堆屎，我心想：这难道是传说中的“狗屎运”吗？**
I went for a walk in the park today, and I found a pile of shit on the ground, I thought to myself: Is this the legendary"dog shit luck"?
**24. 我朋友说我应该去学游泳，我说：“我更喜欢在浴缸里泡澡，因为我怕水。”**
My friend said I should go swimming. I said,"I prefer to take a bath in the bathtub because I'm scared of water."
**25. 我今天在路上遇到了一只猫，它对着我喵喵叫，我心想：你难道是来求我给你买罐头的吗？**
I met a cat on the road today, it meowed at me, I thought to myself: Are you asking me to buy you canned food?
**26. 我朋友说我应该去学开车，我说：“我更喜欢骑自行车，因为这样我就可以在街上自由穿梭。”**
My friend said I should learn to drive. I said,"I prefer to ride a bicycle, because I can ride freely on the street."
**27. 我今天去图书馆借了一本书，结果发现它上面写着“请勿阅读”。我：？？？**
I went to the library to borrow a book today, and I found it says"Do not read". Me: ???
**28. 我朋友说我应该去旅游，我说：“我已经去过很多地方了，比如我的床，我的沙发，我的冰箱。”**
My friend said I should travel. I said,"I've been to many places, like my bed, my sofa, my refrigerator."
**29. 我今天在街上遇到了一只狗，它对着我汪汪叫，我心想：你难道是来求我给你买骨头的吗？**
I met a dog on the street today, it barked at me, I thought to myself: Are you asking me to buy you a bone?
**30. 我朋友说我应该去学弹钢琴，我说：“我更喜欢弹吉他，因为这样我就可以一边弹一边唱歌。”**
My friend said I should learn to play the piano. I said,"I prefer to play the guitar, because I can sing along while playing."
**31. 我今天去公园散步，结果发现地上有一堆屎，我心想：这难道是传说中的“狗屎运”吗？**
I went for a walk in the park today, and I found a pile of shit on the ground, I thought to myself: Is this the legendary"dog shit luck"?
**32. 我朋友说我应该去参加马拉松比赛，我说：“我更喜欢参加吃东西比赛，因为这样我就可以吃很多东西。”**
My friend said I should run a marathon. I said,"I prefer to participate in an eating contest, because I can eat a lot of food."
**33. 我今天去餐厅吃饭，结果发现菜单上写着“请勿食用”。我：？？？**
I went to a restaurant to eat today, and I found it says"Do not eat" on the menu. Me: ???
**34. 我朋友说我应该去学跳舞，我说：“我更喜欢唱歌，因为这样我就可以一边唱歌一边跳舞。”**
My friend said I should learn to dance. I said,"I prefer to sing, because I can dance while singing."
**35. 我今天在路上遇到了一只猴子，它对着我吱吱叫，我心想：你难道是来求我给你买香蕉的吗？**
I met a monkey on the road today, it chattered at me, I thought to myself: Are you asking me to buy you a banana?
**36. 我朋友说我应该去学画画，我说：“我更喜欢写字，因为这样我就可以一边写字一边思考。”**
My friend said I should learn to draw. I said,"I prefer to write, because I can think while writing."
**37. 我今天去书店买了一本书，结果发现它上面写着“请勿阅读”。我：？？？**
I went to the bookstore to buy a book today, and I found it says"Do not read". Me: ???
**38. 我朋友说我应该去学编程，我说：“我更喜欢玩游戏，因为这样我就可以一边玩游戏一边思考。”**
My friend said I should learn to program. I said,"I prefer to play games, because I can think while playing games."
**39. 我今天去电影院看电影，结果发现电影院里面只有我一个人。我：？？？**
I went to the cinema to watch a movie today, and I found that I was the only one in the cinema. Me: ???
**40. 我朋友说我应该去学弹吉他，我说：“我更喜欢弹钢琴，因为这样我就可以一边弹钢琴一边唱歌。”**
My friend said I should learn to play the guitar. I said,"I prefer to play the piano, because I can sing while playing the piano."
**41. 我今天在路上遇到了一只猫，它对着我喵喵叫，我心想：你难道是来求我给你买罐头的吗？**
I met a cat on the road today, it meowed at me, I thought to myself: Are you asking me to buy you canned food?
**42. 我朋友说我应该去学开车，我说：“我更喜欢骑自行车，因为这样我就可以在街上自由穿梭。”**
My friend said I should learn to drive. I said,"I prefer to ride a bicycle, because I can ride freely on the street."
**43. 我今天去图书馆借了一本书，结果发现它上面写着“请勿阅读”。我：？？？**
I went to the library to borrow a book today, and I found it says"Do not read". Me: ???
**44. 我朋友说我应该去旅游，我说：“我已经去过很多地方了，比如我的床，我的沙发，我的冰箱。”**
My friend said I should travel. I said,"I've been to many places, like my bed, my sofa, my refrigerator."
**45. 我今天在街上遇到了一只狗，它对着我汪汪叫，我心想：你难道是来求我给你买骨头的吗？**
I met a dog on the street today, it barked at me, I thought to myself: Are you asking me to buy you a bone?
**46. 我朋友说我应该去学弹钢琴，我说：“我更喜欢弹吉他，因为这样我就可以一边弹一边唱歌。”**
My friend said I should learn to play the piano. I said,"I prefer to play the guitar, because I can sing along while playing."
**47. 我今天去公园散步，结果发现地上有一堆屎，我心想：这难道是传说中的“狗屎运”吗？**
I went for a walk in the park today, and I found a pile of shit on the ground, I thought to myself: Is this the legendary"dog shit luck"?
**48. 我朋友说我应该去参加马拉松比赛，我说：“我更喜欢参加吃东西比赛，因为这样我就可以吃很多东西。”**
My friend said I should run a marathon. I said,"I prefer to participate in an eating contest, because I can eat a lot of food."
**49. 我今天去餐厅吃饭，结果发现菜单上写着“请勿食用”。我：？？？**
I went to a restaurant to eat today, and I found it says"Do not eat" on the menu. Me: ???
**50. 我朋友说我应该去学跳舞，我说：“我更喜欢唱歌，因为这样我就可以一边唱歌一边跳舞。”**
My friend said I should learn to dance. I said,"I prefer to sing, because I can dance while singing."
**51. 我今天在路上遇到了一只猴子，它对着我吱吱叫，我心想：你难道是来求我给你买香蕉的吗？**
I met a monkey on the road today, it chattered at me, I thought to myself: Are you asking me to buy you a banana?
**52. 我朋友说我应该去学画画，我说：“我更喜欢写字，因为这样我就可以一边写字一边思考。”**
My friend said I should learn to draw. I said,"I prefer to write, because I can think while writing."
**53. 我今天去书店买了一本书，结果发现它上面写着“请勿阅读”。我：？？？**
I went to the bookstore to buy a book today, and I found it says"Do not read". Me: ???
**54. 我朋友说我应该去学编程，我说：“我更喜欢玩游戏，因为这样我就可以一边玩游戏一边思考。”**
My friend said I should learn to program. I said,"I prefer to play games, because I can think while playing games."
**55. 我今天去电影院看电影，结果发现电影院里面只有我一个人。我：？？？**
I went to the cinema to watch a movie today, and I found that I was the only one in the cinema. Me: ???
**56. 我朋友说我应该去学弹吉他，我说：“我更喜欢弹钢琴，因为这样我就可以一边弹钢琴一边唱歌。”**
My friend said I should learn to play the guitar. I said,"I prefer to play the piano, because I can sing while playing the piano."
**57. 我今天在路上遇到了一只猫，它对着我喵喵叫，我心想：你难道是来求我给你买罐头的吗？**
I met a cat on the road today, it meowed at me, I thought to myself: Are you asking me to buy you canned food?
**58. 我朋友说我应该去学开车，我说：“我更喜欢骑自行车，因为这样我就可以在街上自由穿梭。”**
My friend said I should learn to drive. I said,"I prefer to ride a bicycle, because I can ride freely on the street."
**59. 我今天去图书馆借了一本书，结果发现它上面写着“请勿阅读”。我：？？？**
I went to the library to borrow a book today, and I found it says"Do not read". Me: ???
**60. 我朋友说我应该去旅游，我说：“我已经去过很多地方了，比如我的床，我的沙发，我的冰箱。”**
My friend said I should travel. I said,"I've been to many places, like my bed, my sofa, my refrigerator."
**61. 我今天在街上遇到了一只狗，它对着我汪汪叫，我心想：你难道是来求我给你买骨头的吗？**
I met a dog on the street today, it barked at me, I thought to myself: Are you asking me to buy you a bone?
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