Wukong, lend me your golden staff, I'm going to buy some groceries.
**2. 唐僧，你为何总是念念有词？是不是在背诵《西游记》台词？**Tang Sanzang, why are you always chanting? Are you memorizing your lines from"Journey to the West"?
**3. 八戒，你又偷吃东西了？这可是师父的零食！**Bajie, you stole food again? It's Master's snack!
**4. 沙僧，你终于可以说话了！我以为你只会说“哦”。**Sha Seng, you can finally speak! I thought you only knew how to say"oh".
**5. 我师父唐僧，他不仅会念经，还会讲冷笑话，简直是西游界的段子手！**My Master, Tang Sanzang, not only knows how to chant scriptures, he also tells bad jokes. He's the comedian of the Journey to the West!
**6. 悟空，你这七十二变，怎么还没变成人民币啊？**Wukong, you have seventy-two transformations, why haven't you transformed into RMB yet?
**7. 八戒，你猪八戒，怎么就不戒吃呢？**Bajie, you're Pig Eight Precepts, why can't you stop eating?
**8. 沙僧，你老实巴交，怎么就被妖怪抓走了？**Sha Seng, you're so honest and simple, how could you be captured by a monster?
**9. 悟空，你说你从石头里蹦出来，那你的户口本在哪？**Wukong, you said you popped out of a rock, where's your household registration book?
**10. 唐僧，你的紧箍咒到底有什么用？怎么每次都被妖怪抓走？**Tang Sanzang, what's the use of your tight hoop spell? Why are you always captured by monsters?
**11. 八戒，你这么胖，怎么还那么爱吃？**Bajie, you're so fat, why do you still love to eat so much?
**12. 沙僧，你一直在河边，怎么还没学会游泳？**Sha Seng, you've been by the river all this time, why haven't you learned how to swim?
**13. 悟空，你这金箍棒，怎么总是打不中妖怪？**Wukong, your golden staff, why can't you ever hit the monsters?
**14. 唐僧，你念经念了这么久，怎么还没念完？**Tang Sanzang, you've been chanting for so long, why haven't you finished yet?
**15. 八戒，你每次被妖怪抓走，都是因为你贪吃？**Bajie, you're captured by monsters every time because you're greedy?
**16. 沙僧，你总是说“大师兄”，你怎么不叫师父？**Sha Seng, you always say"Big Brother Monkey," why don't you call Master?
**17. 悟空，你这筋斗云，怎么总是飞到错误的地方？**Wukong, your cloud that can make somersaults, why does it always fly to the wrong place?
**18. 唐僧，你每次被妖怪抓走，都是因为你太善良？**Tang Sanzang, you're captured by monsters every time because you're too kind?
**19. 八戒，你每次被妖怪抓走，都是因为你太笨？**Bajie, you're captured by monsters every time because you're too stupid?
**20. 沙僧，你每次被妖怪抓走，都是因为你太老实？**Sha Seng, you're captured by monsters every time because you're too honest?
**21. 悟空，你说你打败了所有妖怪，怎么还被师父念紧箍咒？**Wukong, you said you defeated all the monsters, why are you still being chanted on by Master's tight hoop spell?
**22. 唐僧，你说要去西天取经，怎么还没到？**Tang Sanzang, you said you're going to the West to obtain scriptures, why haven't you arrived yet?
**23. 八戒，你说你是猪八戒，怎么还没变成猪？**Bajie, you said you're Pig Eight Precepts, why haven't you turned into a pig yet?
**24. 沙僧，你说你会沙和尚功，怎么还没学会水上漂？**Sha Seng, you said you know Sha Monk's Kung Fu, why haven't you learned how to walk on water yet?
**25. 悟空，你说你是齐天大圣，怎么还没成为宇宙之王？**Wukong, you said you're the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, why haven't you become the king of the universe yet?
**26. 唐僧，你说你要去西天取经，怎么还没找到经书？**Tang Sanzang, you said you're going to the West to obtain scriptures, why haven't you found the scriptures yet?
**27. 八戒，你说你要戒吃，怎么还在吃？**Bajie, you said you're going to stop eating, why are you still eating?
**28. 沙僧，你说你会沙和尚功，怎么还在挑水？**Sha Seng, you said you know Sha Monk's Kung Fu, why are you still carrying water?
**29. 悟空，你说你能七十二变，怎么还没变成美女？**Wukong, you said you can transform in seventy-two ways, why haven't you transformed into a beautiful woman yet?
**30. 唐僧，你说你能念经，怎么还没念出个花来？**Tang Sanzang, you said you can chant scriptures, why haven't you chanted out a flower yet?
**31. 八戒，你说你能吃，怎么还没吃出个地球来？**Bajie, you said you can eat, why haven't you eaten the whole earth yet?
**32. 沙僧，你说你能挑水，怎么还没挑出个太平洋来？**Sha Seng, you said you can carry water, why haven't you carried the whole Pacific Ocean yet?
**33. 悟空，你说你能打妖怪，怎么还没打出个和平世界来？**Wukong, you said you can fight monsters, why haven't you fought for a peaceful world yet?
**34. 唐僧，你说你能取经，怎么还没取回个世界和平来？**Tang Sanzang, you said you can obtain scriptures, why haven't you obtained world peace yet?
**35. 八戒，你说你能戒吃，怎么还没戒出个健康身材来？**Bajie, you said you're going to stop eating, why haven't you stopped eating and gained a healthy body yet?
**36. 沙僧，你说你能挑水，怎么还没挑出个清澈世界来？**Sha Seng, you said you can carry water, why haven't you carried a clear and clean world yet?
**37. 悟空，你说你能七十二变，怎么还没变出个亿万富翁来？**Wukong, you said you can transform in seventy-two ways, why haven't you transformed into a billionaire yet?
**38. 唐僧，你说你能念经，怎么还没念出个世界大同来？**Tang Sanzang, you said you can chant scriptures, why haven't you chanted a world of harmony yet?
**39. 八戒，你说你能吃，怎么还没吃出个美食王国来？**Bajie, you said you can eat, why haven't you eaten a kingdom of delicious food yet?
**40. 沙僧，你说你能挑水，怎么还没挑出个天堂来？**Sha Seng, you said you can carry water, why haven't you carried a paradise yet?
**41. 悟空，你说你从石头里蹦出来，那你妈妈是谁？**Wukong, you said you popped out of a rock, who's your mother?
**42. 唐僧，你说你念经念了这么久，怎么还没成佛？**Tang Sanzang, you said you've been chanting for so long, why haven't you become a Buddha yet?
**43. 八戒，你说你戒吃，怎么还吃那么多？**Bajie, you said you're going to stop eating, why are you still eating so much?
**44. 沙僧，你说你能说话了，怎么还只会说“哦”？**Sha Seng, you said you can finally speak, why can you still only say"oh"?
**45. 悟空，你说你打败了所有妖怪，怎么还这么穷？**Wukong, you said you defeated all the monsters, why are you still so poor?
**46. 唐僧，你说你要去西天取经，怎么还没找到老婆？**Tang Sanzang, you said you're going to the West to obtain scriptures, why haven't you found a wife yet?
**47. 八戒，你说你能戒吃，怎么还没戒出个男朋友来？**Bajie, you said you're going to stop eating, why haven't you stopped eating and found a boyfriend yet?
**48. 沙僧，你说你会说话了，怎么还没说出一句情话？**Sha Seng, you said you can finally speak, why haven't you said a sweet nothing yet?
**49. 悟空，你说你能七十二变，怎么还没变出个诺贝尔奖来？**Wukong, you said you can transform in seventy-two ways, why haven't you transformed into a Nobel Prize winner yet?
**50. 唐僧，你说你能念经，怎么还没念出个世界冠军来？**Tang Sanzang, you said you can chant scriptures, why haven't you chanted a world champion yet?
**51. 八戒，你说你能吃，怎么还没吃出个奥运金牌来？**Bajie, you said you can eat, why haven't you eaten an Olympic gold medal yet?
**52. 沙僧，你说你能挑水，怎么还没挑出个世界纪录来？**Sha Seng, you said you can carry water, why haven't you carried a world record yet?
**53. 悟空，你说你从石头里蹦出来，那你身份证号是多少？**Wukong, you said you popped out of a rock, what's your ID number?
**54. 唐僧，你说你念经念了这么久，怎么还没学会开车？**Tang Sanzang, you said you've been chanting for so long, why haven't you learned how to drive yet?
**55. 八戒，你说你戒吃，怎么还没学会减肥？**Bajie, you said you're going to stop eating, why haven't you learned how to lose weight yet?
**56. 沙僧，你说你能说话了，怎么还没学会写字？**Sha Seng, you said you can finally speak, why haven't you learned how to write yet?
**57. 悟空，你说你打败了所有妖怪，怎么还没学会做饭？**Wukong, you said you defeated all the monsters, why haven't you learned how to cook yet?
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