找人幽默句子90句(找人幽默句子英文)

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## 幽默句子 (90句)

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我是一个乐观的人,就算被困在电梯里,也会相信自己会向上走。

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I'm an optimist. Even if I'm stuck in an elevator, I believe I'll go up.

我的人生就像一部烂片,虽然情节狗血,但我也只能坚持看下去。

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My life is like a bad movie. The plot is terrible, but I have to keep watching.

我是一个非常善良的人,因为我会在别人需要帮助的时候,毫不犹豫地借钱给他们,然后忘了这件事。

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I'm a very kind person. I'll lend money to people in need without hesitation and then forget about it.

生活就像一盒巧克力,你永远不知道下一块会是什么口味,但你肯定知道它会很甜。

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get, but you know it's going to be sweet.

我的记忆就像漏斗,先忘记重要的事情,然后才忘记不重要的事情。

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My memory is like a funnel. I forget the important things first, then the unimportant things.

我是一个非常有原则的人,只要有人给我钱,我就什么都愿意做。

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I'm a man of principles. As long as someone pays me, I'll do anything.

我是一个非常有耐心的人,我会等很久,直到你发现我没有耐心。

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I'm a very patient person. I'll wait a long time, until you realize I have no patience.

我的梦想就是成为一名作家,然后用我的作品让所有人笑,除了我的编辑。

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My dream is to be a writer, and to make everyone laugh with my work, except for my editor.

我是一个非常有爱心的动物爱好者,但我更爱吃肉。

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I'm a very compassionate animal lover, but I love eating meat even more.

我的目标是成为一个有影响力的人,让所有人都记住我,即使是那些不喜欢我的人。

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My goal is to be an influential person, to be remembered by everyone, even those who don't like me.

我是一个非常自律的人,每天早上都会起床,然后继续赖床。

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I'm a very disciplined person. I get up every morning and then go back to sleep.

我是一个非常诚实的人,但有时候我会撒谎,因为我害怕说真话。

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I'm a very honest person, but sometimes I lie because I'm afraid to tell the truth.

我喜欢把钱花在一些对自己有益的事情上,比如买游戏和零食。

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I like to spend money on things that are good for me, like games and snacks.

我是一个非常有责任感的人,只要是别人答应我的事情,我都会答应他们。

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I'm a very responsible person. As long as someone promises me something, I'll promise them.

我是一个非常懂得享受生活的人,我会花很多时间去思考人生,然后决定继续躺着。

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I'm a person who knows how to enjoy life. I spend a lot of time thinking about life, then decide to keep lying down.

我是一个非常勇敢的人,我会在危险来临的时候,选择逃跑。

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I'm a very brave person. When danger comes, I'll choose to run away.

我的生活就像一部喜剧,充满了笑点,当然也充满了泪点,因为我经常被自己逗笑。

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My life is like a comedy, full of funny moments, of course, it is also full of tearjerkers, because I often make myself laugh.

我是一个非常有自信的人,我相信自己能够改变世界,只要有人愿意给我钱。

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I'm a very confident person. I believe I can change the world, as long as someone is willing to pay me.

我是一个非常有同情心的人,我会同情所有不幸的人,尤其是那些比我过得更好的人。

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I'm a very compassionate person. I sympathize with all the unfortunate people, especially those who are better off than me.

我是一个非常有魅力的人,因为我拥有独特的魅力,那就是我是一个普通人。

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I'm a very charming person, because I have a unique charm, that is, I'm an ordinary person.

我的生活充满了意外,因为我总是做一些意想不到的事情,比如睡觉。

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My life is full of surprises, because I always do things that I didn't expect to do, like sleeping.

我是一个非常有才华的人,但我没有时间去发展它,因为我太忙于玩手机了。

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I'm a very talented person, but I don't have time to develop it, because I'm too busy playing on my phone.

我是一个非常有爱心的人,我会把所有的人都爱上,包括那些让我讨厌的人。

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I'm a very loving person. I will love everyone, including those who make me hate them.

我是一个非常有想法的人,但我总是忘记我的想法,因为我太容易走神了。

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I'm a very thoughtful person, but I always forget my thoughts, because I'm too easily distracted.

我是一个非常有耐心的人,我会等很久,直到你发现我没有耐心。

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I'm a very patient person. I'll wait a long time, until you realize I have no patience.

我的生活就像一部连续剧,充满了跌宕起伏,因为我总是把事情搞砸。

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My life is like a soap opera, full of ups and downs, because I always screw things up.

我是一个非常有目标的人,我的目标就是每天都快乐,即使我的目标是睡觉。

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I'm a very goal-oriented person. My goal is to be happy every day, even if my goal is to sleep.

我是一个非常有创意的人,但我总是把我的创意写下来,然后忘记了它们。

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I'm a very creative person, but I always write down my ideas and then forget about them.

我的生活就像一部电影,充满了精彩的瞬间,当然也充满了尴尬的场景,因为我总是忘记台词。

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My life is like a movie, full of exciting moments, of course, it is also full of awkward scenes, because I always forget my lines.

我是一个非常有同情心的人,但我总是把同情心浪费在那些不值得的人身上。

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I'm a very compassionate person, but I always waste my compassion on people who don't deserve it.

我是一个非常有责任感的人,但我总是忘记自己的责任,因为我太容易分心了。

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I'm a very responsible person, but I always forget my responsibilities, because I'm too easily distracted.

我是一个非常有毅力的人,但我总是放弃我的目标,因为我太容易感到疲倦了。

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I'm a very determined person, but I always give up my goals, because I get tired too easily.

我是一个非常有想法的人,但我总是无法把我的想法表达出来,因为我太容易害羞了。

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I'm a very thoughtful person, but I always have trouble expressing my thoughts, because I'm too shy.

我是一个非常有爱的人,但我总是把爱浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的前任。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my ex.

我是一个非常有原则的人,但我总是打破自己的原则,因为我太容易被诱惑了。

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I'm a very principled person, but I always break my principles, because I'm too easily tempted.

我是一个非常有目标的人,但我总是无法实现我的目标,因为我太容易感到迷茫了。

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I'm a very goal-oriented person, but I always fail to achieve my goals, because I get lost too easily.

我是一个非常有自信的人,但我总是怀疑自己,因为我太容易感到自卑了。

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I'm a very confident person, but I always doubt myself, because I get too insecure too easily.

我是一个非常有幽默感的人,但我总是说一些冷笑话,因为我太容易感到尴尬了。

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I'm a very humorous person, but I always tell dry jokes, because I get embarrassed too easily.

我是一个非常有爱心的人,但我总是把爱心浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的室友。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my roommate.

我是一个非常有毅力的人,但我总是放弃我的目标,因为我太容易感到疲倦了。

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I'm a very determined person, but I always give up my goals, because I get tired too easily.

我是一个非常有想法的人,但我总是无法把我的想法表达出来,因为我太容易害羞了。

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I'm a very thoughtful person, but I always have trouble expressing my thoughts, because I'm too shy.

我是一个非常有爱的人,但我总是把爱浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的前任。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my ex.

我是一个非常有原则的人,但我总是打破自己的原则,因为我太容易被诱惑了。

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I'm a very principled person, but I always break my principles, because I'm too easily tempted.

我是一个非常有目标的人,但我总是无法实现我的目标,因为我太容易感到迷茫了。

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I'm a very goal-oriented person, but I always fail to achieve my goals, because I get lost too easily.

我是一个非常有自信的人,但我总是怀疑自己,因为我太容易感到自卑了。

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I'm a very confident person, but I always doubt myself, because I get too insecure too easily.

我是一个非常有幽默感的人,但我总是说一些冷笑话,因为我太容易感到尴尬了。

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I'm a very humorous person, but I always tell dry jokes, because I get embarrassed too easily.

我是一个非常有爱心的人,但我总是把爱心浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的室友。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my roommate.

我是一个非常有毅力的人,但我总是放弃我的目标,因为我太容易感到疲倦了。

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I'm a very determined person, but I always give up my goals, because I get tired too easily.

我是一个非常有想法的人,但我总是无法把我的想法表达出来,因为我太容易害羞了。

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I'm a very thoughtful person, but I always have trouble expressing my thoughts, because I'm too shy.

我是一个非常有爱的人,但我总是把爱浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的前任。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my ex.

我是一个非常有原则的人,但我总是打破自己的原则,因为我太容易被诱惑了。

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I'm a very principled person, but I always break my principles, because I'm too easily tempted.

我是一个非常有目标的人,但我总是无法实现我的目标,因为我太容易感到迷茫了。

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I'm a very goal-oriented person, but I always fail to achieve my goals, because I get lost too easily.

我是一个非常有自信的人,但我总是怀疑自己,因为我太容易感到自卑了。

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I'm a very confident person, but I always doubt myself, because I get too insecure too easily.

我是一个非常有幽默感的人,但我总是说一些冷笑话,因为我太容易感到尴尬了。

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I'm a very humorous person, but I always tell dry jokes, because I get embarrassed too easily.

我是一个非常有爱心的人,但我总是把爱心浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的室友。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my roommate.

我是一个非常有毅力的人,但我总是放弃我的目标,因为我太容易感到疲倦了。

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I'm a very determined person, but I always give up my goals, because I get tired too easily.

我是一个非常有想法的人,但我总是无法把我的想法表达出来,因为我太容易害羞了。

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I'm a very thoughtful person, but I always have trouble expressing my thoughts, because I'm too shy.

我是一个非常有爱的人,但我总是把爱浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的前任。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my ex.

我是一个非常有原则的人,但我总是打破自己的原则,因为我太容易被诱惑了。

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I'm a very principled person, but I always break my principles, because I'm too easily tempted.

我是一个非常有目标的人,但我总是无法实现我的目标,因为我太容易感到迷茫了。

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I'm a very goal-oriented person, but I always fail to achieve my goals, because I get lost too easily.

我是一个非常有自信的人,但我总是怀疑自己,因为我太容易感到自卑了。

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I'm a very confident person, but I always doubt myself, because I get too insecure too easily.

我是一个非常有幽默感的人,但我总是说一些冷笑话,因为我太容易感到尴尬了。

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I'm a very humorous person, but I always tell dry jokes, because I get embarrassed too easily.

我是一个非常有爱心的人,但我总是把爱心浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的室友。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my roommate.

我是一个非常有毅力的人,但我总是放弃我的目标,因为我太容易感到疲倦了。

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I'm a very determined person, but I always give up my goals, because I get tired too easily.

我是一个非常有想法的人,但我总是无法把我的想法表达出来,因为我太容易害羞了。

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I'm a very thoughtful person, but I always have trouble expressing my thoughts, because I'm too shy.

我是一个非常有爱的人,但我总是把爱浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的前任。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my ex.

我是一个非常有原则的人,但我总是打破自己的原则,因为我太容易被诱惑了。

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I'm a very principled person, but I always break my principles, because I'm too easily tempted.

我是一个非常有目标的人,但我总是无法实现我的目标,因为我太容易感到迷茫了。

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I'm a very goal-oriented person, but I always fail to achieve my goals, because I get lost too easily.

我是一个非常有自信的人,但我总是怀疑自己,因为我太容易感到自卑了。

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I'm a very confident person, but I always doubt myself, because I get too insecure too easily.

我是一个非常有幽默感的人,但我总是说一些冷笑话,因为我太容易感到尴尬了。

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I'm a very humorous person, but I always tell dry jokes, because I get embarrassed too easily.

我是一个非常有爱心的人,但我总是把爱心浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的室友。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my roommate.

我是一个非常有毅力的人,但我总是放弃我的目标,因为我太容易感到疲倦了。

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I'm a very determined person, but I always give up my goals, because I get tired too easily.

我是一个非常有想法的人,但我总是无法把我的想法表达出来,因为我太容易害羞了。

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I'm a very thoughtful person, but I always have trouble expressing my thoughts, because I'm too shy.

我是一个非常有爱的人,但我总是把爱浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的前任。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my ex.

我是一个非常有原则的人,但我总是打破自己的原则,因为我太容易被诱惑了。

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I'm a very principled person, but I always break my principles, because I'm too easily tempted.

我是一个非常有目标的人,但我总是无法实现我的目标,因为我太容易感到迷茫了。

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I'm a very goal-oriented person, but I always fail to achieve my goals, because I get lost too easily.

我是一个非常有自信的人,但我总是怀疑自己,因为我太容易感到自卑了。

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I'm a very confident person, but I always doubt myself, because I get too insecure too easily.

我是一个非常有幽默感的人,但我总是说一些冷笑话,因为我太容易感到尴尬了。

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I'm a very humorous person, but I always tell dry jokes, because I get embarrassed too easily.

我是一个非常有爱心的人,但我总是把爱心浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的室友。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my roommate.

我是一个非常有毅力的人,但我总是放弃我的目标,因为我太容易感到疲倦了。

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I'm a very determined person, but I always give up my goals, because I get tired too easily.

我是一个非常有想法的人,但我总是无法把我的想法表达出来,因为我太容易害羞了。

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I'm a very thoughtful person, but I always have trouble expressing my thoughts, because I'm too shy.

我是一个非常有爱的人,但我总是把爱浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的前任。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my ex.

我是一个非常有原则的人,但我总是打破自己的原则,因为我太容易被诱惑了。

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I'm a very principled person, but I always break my principles, because I'm too easily tempted.

我是一个非常有目标的人,但我总是无法实现我的目标,因为我太容易感到迷茫了。

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I'm a very goal-oriented person, but I always fail to achieve my goals, because I get lost too easily.

我是一个非常有自信的人,但我总是怀疑自己,因为我太容易感到自卑了。

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I'm a very confident person, but I always doubt myself, because I get too insecure too easily.

我是一个非常有幽默感的人,但我总是说一些冷笑话,因为我太容易感到尴尬了。

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I'm a very humorous person, but I always tell dry jokes, because I get embarrassed too easily.

我是一个非常有爱心的人,但我总是把爱心浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的室友。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my roommate.

我是一个非常有毅力的人,但我总是放弃我的目标,因为我太容易感到疲倦了。

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I'm a very determined person, but I always give up my goals, because I get tired too easily.

我是一个非常有想法的人,但我总是无法把我的想法表达出来,因为我太容易害羞了。

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I'm a very thoughtful person, but I always have trouble expressing my thoughts, because I'm too shy.

我是一个非常有爱的人,但我总是把爱浪费在那些不值得的人身上,比如我的前任。

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I'm a very loving person, but I always waste my love on people who don't deserve it, like my ex.

我是一个非常有原则的人,但我总是打破自己的原则,因为我太容易被诱惑了。

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I'm a very principled person, but I always break my principles, because I'm too easily tempted.

我是一个非常有目标的人,但我总是无法实现我的目标,因为我太容易感到迷茫了。

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I'm a very goal-oriented person, but I always fail to achieve my goals, because I get lost too easily.

我是一个非常有自信的人,但我总是怀疑自己,因为我太容易感到自卑了。

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I'm a very confident person, but I always doubt myself, because I get too insecure too easily.

我是一个非常有幽默感的人,但我总是说一些冷笑话,因为我太容易感到尴尬了。

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I'm a very humorous person, but I always tell dry jokes, because I get embarrassed too easily.

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