**欢迎光临，茶香四溢，笑声不断！**
1. **本店茶叶，包治百病，不治包退！**
Our tea leaves are guaranteed to cure all ailments, or your money back!
2. **本店茶水免费，但请自备茶杯，本店只提供茶壶！**
Our tea is free, but please bring your own cup. We only provide the teapot!
3. **本店茶香四溢，但请勿带宠物入内，除非是茶宠！**
Our tea is fragrant, but please do not bring pets inside, unless it's a tea pet!
4. **本店茶叶来自仙境，保证您喝完后仙气飘飘！**
Our tea leaves are from a fairyland, guaranteed to make you feel heavenly after drinking!
5. **本店茶师技术精湛，可现场为您表演茶艺，保证您叹为观止！**
Our tea masters are highly skilled, and can perform tea art for you on the spot. Guaranteed to leave you in awe!
6. **本店茶点精致美味，但请勿打包带走，否则会被老板娘追杀！**
Our tea snacks are exquisite and delicious, but please don't take them home. Otherwise, you will be chased by the owner!
7. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿大声喧哗，否则会被隔壁邻居投诉！**
Our teahouse offers a comfortable environment, but please refrain from loud noises. Otherwise, you will be reported by the neighbors!
8. **本店茶馆顾客众多，但请勿插队，否则会被老板娘的眼神秒杀！**
Our teahouse is filled with customers, but please don't cut in line. Otherwise, you will be killed by the owner's glare!
9. **本店茶叶品种繁多，但请勿随意尝试，否则后果自负！**
Our teahouse offers a wide variety of tea, but please do not try them randomly. Otherwise, you will be responsible for the consequences!
10. **本店茶馆氛围轻松，但请勿自带酒水，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse has a relaxed atmosphere, but please do not bring your own drinks. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
11. **本店茶馆装修独特，但请勿乱涂乱画，否则会被老板娘罚款！**
Our teahouse has a unique interior design, but please do not draw or write on the walls. Otherwise, you will be fined by the owner!
12. **本店茶馆服务周到，但请勿随意索要小费，否则会被老板娘打屁股！**
Our teahouse offers excellent service, but please do not ask for tips. Otherwise, you will be spanked by the owner!
13. **本店茶馆环境优雅，但请勿带小孩入内，否则会被小孩的噪音污染！**
Our teahouse has an elegant environment, but please do not bring children inside. Otherwise, you will be polluted by the noise of children!
14. **本店茶馆顾客素质高，但请勿大声打电话，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse has high-quality customers, but please refrain from talking loudly on the phone. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
15. **本店茶馆提供免费wifi，但请勿下载非法内容，否则会被老板娘报警！**
Our teahouse offers free WiFi, but please do not download illegal content. Otherwise, you will be reported to the police by the owner!
16. **本店茶馆禁止吸烟，但请勿在门外吸烟，否则会被老板娘打一顿！**
Our teahouse prohibits smoking, but please do not smoke outside. Otherwise, you will be beaten up by the owner!
17. **本店茶馆营业时间为早8点至晚10点，但请勿在深夜前来打扰，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse is open from 8 am to 10 pm, but please do not come to disturb us late at night. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
18. **本店茶馆提供多种茶叶，但请勿随意更换茶叶，否则会被老板娘罚款！**
Our teahouse offers various types of tea, but please do not change the tea leaves at will. Otherwise, you will be fined by the owner!
19. **本店茶馆价格实惠，但请勿讨价还价，否则会被老板娘嘲笑！**
Our teahouse offers affordable prices, but please do not bargain. Otherwise, you will be laughed at by the owner!
20. **本店茶馆顾客至上，但请勿以貌取人，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prioritizes our customers, but please do not judge people by their appearance. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
21. **本店茶馆欢迎顾客点评，但请勿恶意评价，否则会被老板娘封号！**
Our teahouse welcomes customer reviews, but please refrain from malicious reviews. Otherwise, you will be banned by the owner!
22. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿随地吐痰，否则会被老板娘罚款！**
Our teahouse has a comfortable environment, but please do not spit on the ground. Otherwise, you will be fined by the owner!
23. **本店茶馆提供免费茶水，但请勿浪费茶水，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse provides free tea, but please do not waste it. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
24. **本店茶馆禁止大声喧哗，但请勿在店内打架，否则会被老板娘报警！**
Our teahouse prohibits loud noises, but please do not fight inside. Otherwise, you will be reported to the police by the owner!
25. **本店茶馆环境清幽，但请勿在店内玩手机，否则会被老板娘没收！**
Our teahouse has a tranquil environment, but please do not play with your phone inside. Otherwise, it will be confiscated by the owner!
26. **本店茶馆顾客众多，但请勿在店内拥挤，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse is filled with customers, but please do not crowd inside. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
27. **本店茶馆禁止携带宠物入内，但请勿在门口放生宠物，否则会被老板娘送去动物收容所！**
Our teahouse prohibits pets, but please do not release pets at the door. Otherwise, they will be sent to an animal shelter by the owner!
28. **本店茶馆禁止吸烟，但请勿在店内抽电子烟，否则会被老板娘没收！**
Our teahouse prohibits smoking, but please do not smoke e-cigarettes inside. Otherwise, they will be confiscated by the owner!
29. **本店茶馆提供免费wifi，但请勿使用wifi下载盗版内容，否则会被老板娘报警！**
Our teahouse offers free WiFi, but please do not use it to download pirated content. Otherwise, you will be reported to the police by the owner!
30. **本店茶馆禁止大声喧哗，但请勿在店内唱歌，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prohibits loud noises, but please do not sing inside. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
31. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿在店内睡觉，否则会被老板娘叫醒！**
Our teahouse has a comfortable environment, but please do not sleep inside. Otherwise, you will be woken up by the owner!
32. **本店茶馆禁止携带危险物品入内，但请勿在店内玩火，否则会被老板娘报警！**
Our teahouse prohibits carrying dangerous items, but please do not play with fire inside. Otherwise, you will be reported to the police by the owner!
33. **本店茶馆禁止在店内打牌，但请勿在店内打麻将，否则会被老板娘没收！**
Our teahouse prohibits playing cards, but please do not play mahjong inside. Otherwise, they will be confiscated by the owner!
34. **本店茶馆禁止在店内聚会，但请勿在店内举办婚礼，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prohibits gatherings, but please do not hold weddings inside. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
35. **本店茶馆禁止在店内拍摄视频，但请勿在店内直播，否则会被老板娘封号！**
Our teahouse prohibits video recording, but please do not live stream inside. Otherwise, you will be banned by the owner!
36. **本店茶馆禁止在店内进行商业活动，但请勿在店内卖东西，否则会被老板娘没收！**
Our teahouse prohibits commercial activities, but please do not sell things inside. Otherwise, they will be confiscated by the owner!
37. **本店茶馆禁止在店内进行政治活动，但请勿在店内进行宗教活动，否则会被老板娘报警！**
Our teahouse prohibits political activities, but please do not engage in religious activities inside. Otherwise, you will be reported to the police by the owner!
38. **本店茶馆禁止在店内进行任何违法活动，但请勿在店内进行任何违规活动，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prohibits any illegal activities, but please do not engage in any rule-breaking activities inside. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
39. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人休息的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has a comfortable environment, but please do not engage in any activities that disrupt the rest of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
40. **本店茶馆顾客至上，但请勿在店内进行任何不文明的行为，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prioritizes our customers, but please do not engage in any uncivilized behavior inside. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
41. **本店茶馆环境优雅，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人心情的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has an elegant environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the mood of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
42. **本店茶馆顾客素质高，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人感受的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has high-quality customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the feelings of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
43. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人安全的活动，否则会被老板娘报警！**
Our teahouse has a comfortable environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the safety of others. Otherwise, you will be reported to the police by the owner!
44. **本店茶馆顾客至上，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人利益的活动，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prioritizes our customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the interests of others. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
45. **本店茶馆环境优雅，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人形象的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has an elegant environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the image of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
46. **本店茶馆顾客素质高，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人声誉的活动，否则会被老板娘封号！**
Our teahouse has high-quality customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the reputation of others. Otherwise, you will be banned by the owner!
47. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人工作效率的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has a comfortable environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the work efficiency of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
48. **本店茶馆顾客至上，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人心情的活动，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prioritizes our customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the mood of others. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
49. **本店茶馆环境优雅，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人感受的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has an elegant environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the feelings of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
50. **本店茶馆顾客素质高，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人声誉的活动，否则会被老板娘封号！**
Our teahouse has high-quality customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the reputation of others. Otherwise, you will be banned by the owner!
51. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人工作效率的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has a comfortable environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the work efficiency of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
52. **本店茶馆顾客至上，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人心情的活动，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prioritizes our customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the mood of others. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
53. **本店茶馆环境优雅，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人感受的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has an elegant environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the feelings of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
54. **本店茶馆顾客素质高，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人声誉的活动，否则会被老板娘封号！**
Our teahouse has high-quality customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the reputation of others. Otherwise, you will be banned by the owner!
55. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人工作效率的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has a comfortable environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the work efficiency of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
56. **本店茶馆顾客至上，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人心情的活动，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prioritizes our customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the mood of others. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
57. **本店茶馆环境优雅，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人感受的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has an elegant environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the feelings of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
58. **本店茶馆顾客素质高，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人声誉的活动，否则会被老板娘封号！**
Our teahouse has high-quality customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the reputation of others. Otherwise, you will be banned by the owner!
59. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人工作效率的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has a comfortable environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the work efficiency of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
60. **本店茶馆顾客至上，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人心情的活动，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prioritizes our customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the mood of others. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
61. **本店茶馆环境优雅，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人感受的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has an elegant environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the feelings of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
62. **本店茶馆顾客素质高，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人声誉的活动，否则会被老板娘封号！**
Our teahouse has high-quality customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the reputation of others. Otherwise, you will be banned by the owner!
63. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人工作效率的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has a comfortable environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the work efficiency of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
64. **本店茶馆顾客至上，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人心情的活动，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prioritizes our customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the mood of others. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
65. **本店茶馆环境优雅，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人感受的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has an elegant environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the feelings of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
66. **本店茶馆顾客素质高，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人声誉的活动，否则会被老板娘封号！**
Our teahouse has high-quality customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the reputation of others. Otherwise, you will be banned by the owner!
67. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人工作效率的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has a comfortable environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the work efficiency of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
68. **本店茶馆顾客至上，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人心情的活动，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prioritizes our customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the mood of others. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
69. **本店茶馆环境优雅，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人感受的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has an elegant environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the feelings of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
70. **本店茶馆顾客素质高，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人声誉的活动，否则会被老板娘封号！**
Our teahouse has high-quality customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the reputation of others. Otherwise, you will be banned by the owner!
71. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人工作效率的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has a comfortable environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the work efficiency of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
72. **本店茶馆顾客至上，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人心情的活动，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prioritizes our customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the mood of others. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
73. **本店茶馆环境优雅，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人感受的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has an elegant environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the feelings of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
74. **本店茶馆顾客素质高，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人声誉的活动，否则会被老板娘封号！**
Our teahouse has high-quality customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the reputation of others. Otherwise, you will be banned by the owner!
75. **本店茶馆环境舒适，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人工作效率的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has a comfortable environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the work efficiency of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
76. **本店茶馆顾客至上，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人心情的活动，否则会被老板娘赶出去！**
Our teahouse prioritizes our customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the mood of others. Otherwise, you will be kicked out by the owner!
77. **本店茶馆环境优雅，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人感受的活动，否则会被老板娘批评！**
Our teahouse has an elegant environment, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the feelings of others. Otherwise, you will be criticized by the owner!
78. **本店茶馆顾客素质高，但请勿在店内进行任何影响他人声誉的活动，否则会被老板娘封号！**
Our teahouse has high-quality customers, but please do not engage in any activities that affect the reputation of others. Otherwise, you will be banned by the owner!
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