**1. 我最喜欢的运动是网购,因为我总是赢。**
My favorite sport is online shopping, because I always win.
**2. 我是一个独立的女人,我可以用自己的钱买我喜欢的东西,比如汉堡。**
I'm an independent woman, I can buy what I like with my own money, like burgers.
**3. 我最喜欢的菜是披萨,因为你可以把它分成很多块,这样我就可以说我吃得很少。**
My favorite dish is pizza, because you can cut it into many pieces, so I can say I eat very little.
**4. 我是一个非常有条理的人,我的袜子都是按颜色分类的,虽然它们都长的一样。**
I'm a very organized person, my socks are all sorted by color, even though they all look the same.
**5. 我喜欢和我的朋友出去玩,但只有在他们付钱的时候。**
I love to go out with my friends, but only when they pay.
**6. 我是一个非常善良的人,除非你吃掉了我最后一块巧克力。**
I'm a very kind person, unless you ate my last piece of chocolate.
**7. 我最大的梦想就是睡到自然醒,然后在床上吃薯条。**
My biggest dream is to sleep in, then eat fries in bed.
**8. 我是一个非常有耐心的人,除非你在我喜欢的电视剧中间插播广告。**
I'm a very patient person, unless you interrupt my favorite TV show with commercials.
**9. 我最喜欢的饮料是咖啡,因为这样我就不会睡着。**
My favorite drink is coffee, because it keeps me from sleeping.
**10. 我是一个非常诚实的人,除非我撒谎。**
I'm a very honest person, unless I'm lying.
**11. 我喜欢旅行,但我更喜欢躺在床上看电视。**
I like traveling, but I like lying in bed watching TV even more.
**12. 我是一个非常有礼貌的人,但我不喜欢被人叫“阿姨”。**
I'm a very polite person, but I don't like being called"aunt".
**13. 我是一个非常积极的人,但我喜欢抱怨。**
I'm a very positive person, but I like complaining.
**14. 我是一个非常有趣的人,但我不会告诉你为什么。**
I'm a very funny person, but I won't tell you why.
**15. 我是一个非常有魅力的人,但只有在我喝了咖啡之后。**
I'm a very charming person, but only after I've had my coffee.
**16. 我是一个非常有才华的人,但我不擅长做家务。**
I'm a very talented person, but I'm not good at housework.
**17. 我是一个非常独立的人,但我需要有人帮我拿遥控器。**
I'm a very independent person, but I need someone to help me get the remote control.
**18. 我是一个非常有毅力的人,但我经常半途而废。**
I'm a very determined person, but I often give up halfway through.
**19. 我是一个非常有自信的人,但我经常怀疑自己。**
I'm a very confident person, but I often doubt myself.
**20. 我是一个非常有爱的人,但我容易生气。**
I'm a very loving person, but I get angry easily.
**21. 我是一个非常有耐心的人,但我最讨厌等红灯。**
I'm a very patient person, but I hate waiting for red lights the most.
**22. 我是一个非常有同情心的人,但我不喜欢看到别人比我过得好。**
I'm a very compassionate person, but I don't like to see others better than me.
**23. 我是一个非常有智慧的人,但我不记得我上次在哪儿放车钥匙了。**
I'm a very intelligent person, but I can't remember where I last put my car keys.
**24. 我是一个非常有条理的人,但我总是把东西弄丢。**
I'm a very organized person, but I always lose things.
**25. 我是一个非常有创造力的人,但我总是把我的好主意忘掉。**
I'm a very creative person, but I always forget my good ideas.
**26. 我是一个非常有冒险精神的人,但我最喜欢待在家里。**
I'm a very adventurous person, but I love to stay at home the most.
**27. 我是一个非常有责任感的人,但我总是把事情拖到最后一分钟。**
I'm a very responsible person, but I always leave things to the last minute.
**28. 我是一个非常有目标的人,但我经常改变主意。**
I'm a very goal-oriented person, but I often change my mind.
**29. 我是一个非常有同情心的人,但我不会为你的烂借口买单。**
I'm a very compassionate person, but I won't buy your lame excuses.
**30. 我是一个非常有礼貌的人,但我不会说谎来让你感觉好受。**
I'm a very polite person, but I won't lie to make you feel good.
**31. 我是一个非常有爱心的人,但我不会让你得寸进尺。**
I'm a very loving person, but I won't let you take advantage of me.
**32. 我是一个非常有原则的人,但我偶尔会违反。**
I'm a very principled person, but I break them occasionally.
**33. 我是一个非常有理想的人,但我总是被现实打败。**
I'm a very idealistic person, but I'm always defeated by reality.
**34. 我是一个非常有毅力的人,但我容易半途而废。**
I'm a very determined person, but I easily give up halfway through.
**35. 我是一个非常有自信的人,但我经常怀疑自己。**
I'm a very confident person, but I often doubt myself.
**36. 我是一个非常有爱的人,但我容易生气。**
I'm a very loving person, but I get angry easily.
**37. 我是一个非常有耐心的人,但我最讨厌等红灯。**
I'm a very patient person, but I hate waiting for red lights the most.
**38. 我是一个非常有同情心的人,但我不会同情你,因为你自找的。**
I'm a very compassionate person, but I won't sympathize with you, because you brought it upon yourself.
**39. 我是一个非常有智慧的人,但我经常犯同样的错误。**
I'm a very intelligent person, but I often make the same mistakes.
**40. 我是一个非常有条理的人,但我总是把东西弄丢。**
I'm a very organized person, but I always lose things.
**41. 我是一个非常有创造力的人,但我总是把我的好主意忘掉。**
I'm a very creative person, but I always forget my good ideas.
**42. 我是一个非常有冒险精神的人,但我最喜欢待在家里。**
I'm a very adventurous person, but I love to stay at home the most.
**43. 我是一个非常有责任感的人,但我总是把事情拖到最后一分钟。**
I'm a very responsible person, but I always leave things to the last minute.
**44. 我是一个非常有目标的人,但我经常改变主意。**
I'm a very goal-oriented person, but I often change my mind.
**45. 我是一个非常有同情心的人,但我不会为你的烂借口买单。**
I'm a very compassionate person, but I won't buy your lame excuses.
**46. 我是一个非常有礼貌的人,但我不会说谎来让你感觉好受。**
I'm a very polite person, but I won't lie to make you feel good.
**47. 我是一个非常有爱心的人,但我不会让你得寸进尺。**
I'm a very loving person, but I won't let you take advantage of me.
**48. 我是一个非常有原则的人,但我偶尔会违反。**
I'm a very principled person, but I break them occasionally.
**49. 我是一个非常有理想的人,但我总是被现实打败。**
I'm a very idealistic person, but I'm always defeated by reality.
**50. 我是一个非常有毅力的人,但我容易半途而废。**
I'm a very determined person, but I easily give up halfway through.
**51. 我是一个非常有自信的人,但我经常怀疑自己。**
I'm a very confident person, but I often doubt myself.
**52. 我是一个非常有爱的人,但我容易生气。**
I'm a very loving person, but I get angry easily.
**53. 我是一个非常有耐心的人,但我最讨厌等红灯。**
I'm a very patient person, but I hate waiting for red lights the most.
**54. 我是一个非常有同情心的人,但我不会同情你,因为你自找的。**
I'm a very compassionate person, but I won't sympathize with you, because you brought it upon yourself.
**55. 我是一个非常有智慧的人,但我经常犯同样的错误。**
I'm a very intelligent person, but I often make the same mistakes.
**56. 我是一个非常有条理的人,但我总是把东西弄丢。**
I'm a very organized person, but I always lose things.
**57. 我是一个非常有创造力的人,但我总是把我的好主意忘掉。**
I'm a very creative person, but I always forget my good ideas.
**58. 我是一个非常有冒险精神的人,但我最喜欢待在家里。**
I'm a very adventurous person, but I love to stay at home the most.
**59. 我是一个非常有责任感的人,但我总是把事情拖到最后一分钟。**
I'm a very responsible person, but I always leave things to the last minute.
**60. 我是一个非常有目标的人,但我经常改变主意。**
I'm a very goal-oriented person, but I often change my mind.
**61. 我是一个非常有同情心的人,但我不会为你的烂借口买单。**
I'm a very compassionate person, but I won't buy your lame excuses.
**62. 我是一个非常有礼貌的人,但我不会说谎来让你感觉好受。**
I'm a very polite person, but I won't lie to make you feel good.
**63. 我是一个非常有爱心的人,但我不会让你得寸进尺。**
I'm a very loving person, but I won't let you take advantage of me.
**64. 我是一个非常有原则的人,但我偶尔会违反。**
I'm a very principled person, but I break them occasionally.
**65. 我是一个非常有理想的人,但我总是被现实打败。**
I'm a very idealistic person, but I'm always defeated by reality.
**66. 我是一个非常有毅力的人,但我容易半途而废。**
I'm a very determined person, but I easily give up halfway through.
**67. 我是一个非常有自信的人,但我经常怀疑自己。**
I'm a very confident person, but I often doubt myself.
**68. 我是一个非常有爱的人,但我容易生气。**
I'm a very loving person, but I get angry easily.
**69. 我是一个非常有耐心的人,但我最讨厌等红灯。**
I'm a very patient person, but I hate waiting for red lights the most.
**70. 我是一个非常有同情心的人,但我不会同情你,因为你自找的。**
I'm a very compassionate person, but I won't sympathize with you, because you brought it upon yourself.
**71. 我是一个非常有智慧的人,但我经常犯同样的错误。**
I'm a very intelligent person, but I often make the same mistakes.
**72. 我是一个非常有条理的人,但我总是把东西弄丢。**
I'm a very organized person, but I always lose things.
**73. 我是一个非常有创造力的人,但我总是把我的好主意忘掉。**
I'm a very creative person, but I always forget my good ideas.
**74. 我是一个非常有冒险精神的人,但我最喜欢待在家里。**
I'm a very adventurous person, but I love to stay at home the most.
**75. 我是一个非常有责任感的人,但我总是把事情拖到最后一分钟。**
I'm a very responsible person, but I always leave things to the last minute.
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