**1. 我的钱包已经瘦得跟纸片一样，连风都能吹走它！**
My wallet is so thin, it's like a piece of paper that the wind could blow away!
**2. 我穷得连手机都买不起，只能用石头打招呼！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford a phone, I have to use rocks to communicate!
**3. 我的存款余额，只有三位数，而且还是两位数的前面加了个零！**
My bank balance is only three digits, and it's a zero in front of a two-digit number!
**4. 我穷得连泡面都只能吃一口，剩下的一半留着下顿！**
I'm so poor, I can only eat one bite of instant noodles, and I save the other half for the next meal!
**5. 我穷得连公交车都坐不起，只能走路，而且还要省着点走！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to take the bus, so I have to walk, and I have to be careful not to waste my steps!
**6. 我穷得连网费都交不起，只能用邻居家的WIFI！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford internet, I have to use my neighbor's Wi-Fi!
**7. 我穷得连买彩票都舍不得，只能每天祈祷中奖！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a lottery ticket, I can only pray to win every day!
**8. 我穷得连恋爱都谈不起，只能对着手机屏幕发呆！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to date, I can only stare at the phone screen!
**9. 我穷得连梦想都买不起，只能做个穷人梦！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy dreams, I can only have a poor man's dream!
**10. 我穷得连衣服都穿不起，只能穿乞丐捡来的破衣服！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy clothes, I have to wear the clothes beggars pick up!
**11. 我穷得连饭都吃不起，只能喝西北风！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to eat, I have to drink the northwest wind!
**12. 我穷得连房子都买不起，只能住地下室！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a house, I have to live in the basement!
**13. 我穷得连手机都舍不得用，只能用座机！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to use a mobile phone, I have to use a landline!
**14. 我穷得连电费都交不起，只能点蜡烛！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay electricity bills, I have to light candles!
**15. 我穷得连水费都交不起，只能喝河水！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay water bills, I have to drink river water!
**16. 我穷得连书都买不起，只能去图书馆蹭书看！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy books, I have to borrow books from the library!
**17. 我穷得连电影都看不起，只能在家看盗版碟！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to watch movies, I have to watch pirated discs at home!
**18. 我穷得连旅行都去不起，只能在家看地图！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to travel, I have to look at maps at home!
**19. 我穷得连游戏都玩不起，只能玩石头剪刀布！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to play games, I have to play rock-paper-scissors!
**20. 我穷得连宠物都养不起，只能养一只蟑螂！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to keep a pet, I have to keep a cockroach!
**21. 我的钱包里只有几块钱，连买包烟都舍不得！**
There are only a few dollars in my wallet, and I can't even afford to buy a pack of cigarettes!
**22. 我穷得连买菜都舍不得，只能吃野菜！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy vegetables, I have to eat wild vegetables!
**23. 我穷得连饭都吃不起，只能啃馒头！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to eat rice, I have to eat steamed buns!
**24. 我穷得连衣服都穿不起，只能穿破洞的衣服！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to wear clothes, I have to wear clothes with holes in them!
**25. 我穷得连鞋子都买不起，只能光着脚走路！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy shoes, I have to walk barefoot!
**26. 我穷得连住房都租不起，只能睡公园！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to rent a house, I have to sleep in the park!
**27. 我穷得连恋爱都谈不起，只能做梦！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to date, I can only dream about it!
**28. 我穷得连结婚都结不起，只能当一辈子光棍！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to get married, I'll have to be a bachelor for life!
**29. 我穷得连孩子都养不起，只能做个丁克一族！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to raise children, I'll have to be a DINK!
**30. 我穷得连父母都赡养不起，只能靠他们养我！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to support my parents, I have to rely on them to support me!
**31. 我穷得连朋友都请不起，只能自己吃饱喝足！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to invite friends out, I can only eat and drink by myself!
**32. 我穷得连红包都发不起，只能收红包！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to give red envelopes, I can only receive them!
**33. 我穷得连礼物都买不起，只能送祝福！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy gifts, I can only send blessings!
**34. 我穷得连手机都舍不得充电，只能省着点用！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to charge my phone, I have to use it sparingly!
**35. 我穷得连网费都舍不得交，只能蹭网！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay for internet, I have to use someone else's Wi-Fi!
**36. 我穷得连衣服都舍不得洗，只能穿脏衣服！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to wash my clothes, I have to wear dirty clothes!
**37. 我穷得连饭都舍不得吃，只能饿肚子！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to eat, I have to go hungry!
**38. 我穷得连水都舍不得喝，只能喝口水！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to drink, I have to drink water!
**39. 我穷得连床都舍不得睡，只能睡地板！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to sleep on a bed, I have to sleep on the floor!
**40. 我穷得连灯都舍不得开，只能摸黑走路！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to turn on the lights, I have to walk in the dark!
**41. 我穷得连书都舍不得买，只能看免费的电子书！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy books, I have to read free e-books!
**42. 我穷得连电影都舍不得看，只能看免费的电视剧！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to watch movies, I have to watch free TV series!
**43. 我穷得连旅行都舍不得去，只能在家看旅游节目！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to travel, I have to watch travel shows at home!
**44. 我穷得连游戏都舍不得买，只能玩免费的小游戏！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy games, I have to play free mini-games!
**45. 我穷得连宠物都舍不得养，只能看别人养宠物！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to keep a pet, I have to watch other people keep pets!
**46. 我穷得连饭都吃不起，只能吃别人剩下的！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to eat, I have to eat what other people leave behind!
**47. 我穷得连衣服都穿不起，只能穿别人不要的！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to wear clothes, I have to wear clothes that other people don't want!
**48. 我穷得连鞋子都穿不起，只能穿别人扔掉的！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to wear shoes, I have to wear shoes that other people throw away!
**49. 我穷得连住房都租不起，只能住在别人家！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to rent a house, I have to live with other people!
**50. 我穷得连恋爱都谈不起，只能暗恋！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to date, I can only have a secret crush!
**51. 我穷得连结婚都结不起，只能做个单身汉！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to get married, I'll have to be a single man!
**52. 我穷得连孩子都养不起，只能做个单身贵族！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to raise children, I'll have to be a single elite!
**53. 我穷得连父母都赡养不起，只能靠他们养我一辈子！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to support my parents, I'll have to rely on them to support me for life!
**54. 我穷得连朋友都请不起，只能自己吃土！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to invite friends out, I can only eat dirt by myself!
**55. 我穷得连红包都发不起，只能收到别人发的！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to give red envelopes, I can only receive them from other people!
**56. 我穷得连礼物都买不起，只能送自己做的！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy gifts, I can only give gifts that I make myself!
**57. 我穷得连手机都舍不得开，只能用电脑！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to turn on my phone, I have to use a computer!
**58. 我穷得连网费都舍不得交，只能去网吧！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay for internet, I have to go to an internet cafe!
**59. 我穷得连衣服都舍不得换，只能穿一件！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to change clothes, I have to wear just one outfit!
**60. 我穷得连饭都舍不得吃，只能喝水！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to eat, I have to drink water!
**61. 我穷得连水都舍不得喝，只能喝空气！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to drink water, I have to drink air!
**62. 我穷得连床都舍不得睡，只能睡草地上！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to sleep on a bed, I have to sleep on the grass!
**63. 我穷得连灯都舍不得开，只能用月光照明！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to turn on the lights, I have to use the moonlight!
**64. 我穷得连书都舍不得买，只能去捡垃圾！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy books, I have to pick up trash!
**65. 我穷得连电影都舍不得看，只能看墙上的裂缝！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to watch movies, I have to look at the cracks in the wall!
**66. 我穷得连旅行都舍不得去，只能看风景照片！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to travel, I have to look at pictures of scenery!
**67. 我穷得连游戏都舍不得玩，只能玩石头剪刀布！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to play games, I have to play rock-paper-scissors!
**68. 我穷得连宠物都舍不得养，只能养一只蚊子！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to keep a pet, I have to keep a mosquito!
**69. 我的钱包已经破得像个筛子，钱都从缝隙里漏掉了！**
My wallet is so torn, it's like a sieve, the money leaks out through the cracks!
**70. 我穷得连买个煎饼果子都舍不得，只能饿着肚子！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a pancake, I have to go hungry!
**71. 我穷得连买根冰棍都舍不得，只能吃雪糕！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a popsicle, I have to eat ice cream!
**72. 我穷得连买张公交卡都舍不得，只能坐黑车！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a bus card, I have to take a taxi!
**73. 我穷得连买瓶饮料都舍不得，只能喝白开水！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a bottle of drink, I have to drink plain water!
**74. 我穷得连买份报纸都舍不得，只能看别人扔掉的！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a newspaper, I have to read the ones that other people throw away!
**75. 我穷得连买个玩具都舍不得，只能玩泥巴！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a toy, I have to play with mud!
**76. 我穷得连买个手机壳都舍不得，只能用报纸包着！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a phone case, I have to wrap it in newspaper!
**77. 我穷得连买个钥匙扣都舍不得，只能用绳子系着！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a key chain, I have to tie it with a rope!
**78. 我穷得连买个水杯都舍不得，只能用矿泉水瓶！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a cup, I have to use a mineral water bottle!
**79. 我穷得连买个闹钟都舍不得，只能用手机闹钟！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy an alarm clock, I have to use my phone!
**80. 我穷得连买个牙刷都舍不得，只能用手指刷牙！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a toothbrush, I have to use my fingers to brush my teeth!
**81. 我穷得连买个梳子都舍不得，只能用手梳头发！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a comb, I have to use my hands to comb my hair!
**82. 我穷得连买个肥皂都舍不得，只能用沙子洗澡！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy soap, I have to use sand to wash myself!
**83. 我穷得连买个镜子都舍不得，只能照水里的倒影！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a mirror, I have to look at my reflection in the water!
**84. 我穷得连买个拖鞋都舍不得，只能光着脚走路！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy slippers, I have to walk barefoot!
**85. 我穷得连买个雨伞都舍不得，只能淋雨！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy an umbrella, I have to get wet in the rain!
**86. 我穷得连买个帽子都舍不得，只能用树叶挡太阳！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a hat, I have to use leaves to block the sun!
**87. 我穷得连买个手电筒都舍不得，只能用手机照明！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a flashlight, I have to use my phone to light my way!
**88. 我穷得连买个书包都舍不得，只能用袋子装书！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a backpack, I have to use a bag to carry my books!
**89. 我穷得连买个笔筒都舍不得，只能用空瓶子装笔！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a pencil holder, I have to use an empty bottle to hold my pens!
**90. 我穷得连买个笔记本都舍不得，只能用废纸写字！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a notebook, I have to use scrap paper to write!
**91. 我穷得连买个手机充电宝都舍不得，只能用电脑充电！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a phone charger, I have to use my computer to charge my phone!
**92. 我穷得连买个耳机都舍不得，只能用手机自带的！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy headphones, I have to use the ones that come with my phone!
**93. 我穷得连买个鼠标都舍不得，只能用触控板！**
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to buy a mouse, I have to use the touchpad!
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