1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
5. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
9. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
10. Why don't they play hide and seek in the forest? Because someone always gets lost!
11. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
12. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
13. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
14. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
15. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
16. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
18. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
19. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
20. Why don't they play hide and seek in the forest? Because someone always gets lost!
21. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
22. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea, I can't see it!
23. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
25. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
26. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
27. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
28. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
29. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
30. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
31. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
32. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
33. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
34. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea, I can't see it!
35. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
36. Why don't they play hide and seek in the forest? Because someone always gets lost!
37. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
38. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
39. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
40. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
41. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
42. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
43. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
44. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
45. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
46. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
47. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea, I can't see it!
48. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
49. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
50. Why don't they play hide and seek in the forest? Because someone always gets lost!
51. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
52. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
53. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
54. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
55. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
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