师父的滑稽句子65句(师父的滑稽句子英文)

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## 师父的滑稽句子 (65句)

**1. 师傅,你最近在看什么书啊?**
>我在看《如何快速致富》。
>你怎么看?
>我在看封面。

**2. 师傅,为什么你老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,比较厉害。

**3. 师傅,你为什么老是穿这件衣服?**
>这件衣服很百搭,而且可以遮住我的肥肉。

**4. 师傅,你为什么老是说“当年”?**
>当年我年轻力壮,现在老了,只能回忆过去。

**5. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>我现在老了,回忆一下过去,还能找回点青春的感觉。

**6. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,没有你这么烦人。

**7. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便吃东西,现在不行了。

**8. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,头发很多,现在都掉光了。

**9. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以到处玩,现在只能在家养老。

**10. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便喝酒,现在不行了。

**11. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便熬夜,现在不行了。

**12. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便吃辣,现在不行了。

**13. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便运动,现在不行了。

**14. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便穿衣服,现在不行了。

**15. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便说话,现在不行了。

**16. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**17. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便想任何事,现在不行了。

**18. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便爱任何人,现在不行了。

**19. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便去任何地方,现在不行了。

**20. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**21. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**22. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**23. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**24. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**25. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**26. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**27. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**28. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**29. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**30. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**31. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**32. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**33. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**34. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**35. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**36. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**37. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**38. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**39. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**40. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**41. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**42. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**43. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**44. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**45. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**46. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**47. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**48. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**49. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**50. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**51. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**52. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**53. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**54. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**55. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**56. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**57. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**58. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**59. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**60. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**61. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**62. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**63. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**64. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

**65. 师傅,你为什么老是说“我年轻的时候”?**
>因为我年轻的时候,可以随便做任何事,现在不行了。

## 翻译 (英文)

1. **Student:** Master, what book are you reading recently?
> **Master:** I'm reading"How to Get Rich Quickly".
> **Student:** How do you read it?
> **Master:** I'm looking at the cover.


2. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I was very strong when I was young.


3. **Student:** Master, why do you always wear this clothes?
> **Master:** This clothes is very versatile, and it can hide my fat.


4. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"back then"?
> **Master:** Back then I was young and strong, but now I'm old, I can only recall the past.


5. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** I'm old now, recalling the past can bring back some youthful feelings.


6. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I was not as annoying as you when I was young.


7. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could eat anything when I was young, now I can't.


8. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I had a lot of hair when I was young, now I've lost it all.


9. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could travel everywhere when I was young, now I can only stay at home to retire.


10. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could drink freely when I was young, now I can't.


11. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could stay up late when I was young, now I can't.


12. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could eat spicy food when I was young, now I can't.


13. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could exercise freely when I was young, now I can't.


14. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could wear anything when I was young, now I can't.


15. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could say anything when I was young, now I can't.


16. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


17. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could think anything when I was young, now I can't.


18. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could love anyone when I was young, now I can't.


19. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could go anywhere when I was young, now I can't.


20. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


21. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


22. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


23. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


24. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


25. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


26. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


27. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


28. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


29. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


30. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


31. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


32. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


33. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


34. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


35. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


36. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


37. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


38. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


39. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


40. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


41. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


42. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


43. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


44. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


45. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


46. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


47. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


48. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


49. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


50. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


51. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


52. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


53. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


54. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


55. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


56. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


57. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


58. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


59. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


60. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


61. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


62. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


63. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


64. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.


65. **Student:** Master, why do you always say"when I was young"?
> **Master:** Because I could do anything when I was young, now I can't.

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