**1. 决赛圈，我苟在草丛里，以为自己是绝世高手，结果被一颗手雷炸成了“香菇”。**
In the final circle, I hid in the grass, thinking I was a master, but then I was blown up by a grenade and turned into a"mushroom".
**2. 队友：快来帮忙！ 我：我马上到！ 队友：你跑哪去了？ 我：我掉线了，现在刚回来。 队友：那你掉线的时候别乱跑啊！ 我：我刚落地就被淘汰了！**
Teammate: Come and help! Me: I'll be right there! Teammate: Where have you been? Me: I disconnected and just came back. Teammate: Don't run around when you're disconnected! Me: I got eliminated as soon as I landed!
**3. 这游戏真是太难了，我总是落地成盒，看来我天生就不是吃鸡的命。**
This game is so hard, I always die immediately. I guess I'm not meant to win chicken dinners.
**4. 队友：你在哪？ 我：我就在你旁边！ 队友：在哪？ 我：我趴在你旁边！ 队友：？？？**
Teammate: Where are you? Me: I'm right next to you! Teammate: Where? Me: I'm lying down next to you! Teammate: ???
**5. 我开着车，突然发现前面有一辆车，我马上开枪打爆了它，结果发现是队友的车。**
I was driving when I saw a car in front of me. I immediately shot and destroyed it, only to realize it was my teammate's car.
**6. 决赛圈，只剩下我和一个敌人，我们都在苟着，谁也不敢先出手，最后我忍不了了，直接跳起来跳伞，结果…摔死了。**
In the final circle, it was just me and one enemy. We were both hiding, afraid to make the first move. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore and jumped out of the plane, only to...die from the fall.
**7. 我在打游戏的时候，突然听到有人叫我，我以为是队友，结果一看，是家里养的猫。**
While I was playing, I suddenly heard someone calling me. I thought it was my teammate, but then I looked and it was my cat.
**8. 我在打游戏的时候，突然想起我忘了关煤气，赶紧放下游戏，冲回家，结果…煤气没事，但是我忘了关电脑，游戏掉线了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly remembered that I forgot to turn off the gas. I immediately put down the game and ran home. The gas was fine, but I forgot to close my computer and my game disconnected.
**9. 我本来想冲锋陷阵，结果不小心踩到了一颗地雷，把自己炸成了一朵烟花。**
I wanted to charge into battle, but accidentally stepped on a landmine and blew myself up into a firework.
**10. 队友：快来救我！ 我：我马上到！ 队友：你在哪？ 我：我在路上！ 队友：你开着车过来吗？ 我：没有，我跑着过来的！**
Teammate: Come save me! Me: I'm coming! Teammate: Where are you? Me: I'm on my way! Teammate: Are you driving? Me: No, I'm running!
**11. 每次落地，我都是第一个被淘汰的，我怀疑自己是不是开局就被敌人标记了。**
Every time I land, I'm the first one to be eliminated. I suspect I'm marked by the enemy right at the start.
**12. 我在打游戏的时候，突然听到有人在敲门，我以为是外卖，赶紧跑去开门，结果…是邻居家的小孩来找我玩。**
While I was playing, I suddenly heard someone knocking on the door. I thought it was the delivery guy, so I ran to open the door. But it was my neighbor's kid who wanted to play with me.
**13. 队友：你打药了吗？ 我：打了！ 队友：怎么还那么虚？ 我：我打的…毒药。**
Teammate: Did you use a medkit? Me: I did! Teammate: Why are you still so weak? Me: I used...poison.
**14. 我在游戏中疯狂舔包，突然发现一个箱子里的东西特别奇怪，打开一看，是…一个大号的平底锅。**
I was looting boxes like crazy when I found something strange in one. I opened it and it was...a giant frying pan.
**15. 我在决赛圈的时候，突然发现自己身上没有子弹了，我赶紧翻遍全身，终于找到一颗子弹，然后…我开枪打死了自己。**
In the final circle, I suddenly realized I had no bullets left. I searched my entire body and finally found one bullet. Then...I shot myself.
**16. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现队友不见了，我以为他被淘汰了，结果…他一直躲在草丛里，偷偷地笑。**
While I was playing, I suddenly noticed my teammate was missing. I thought he got eliminated, but then...he was hiding in the grass, laughing secretly.
**17. 队友：你快来帮忙，这里有敌人！ 我：我在赶来的路上！ 队友：你开着车过来吗？ 我：没有，我游泳过来的！**
Teammate: Come help me, there's an enemy here! Me: I'm on my way! Teammate: Are you driving? Me: No, I'm swimming!
**18. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己被淘汰了，我以为是敌人干的，结果…是被队友误伤了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I got eliminated. I thought it was the enemy, but then...it was my teammate's friendly fire.
**19. 决赛圈，我一个人苟在角落里，突然听到敌人打起来了，我兴奋地准备出来捡漏，结果…敌人在打的是…队友！**
In the final circle, I was hiding alone in a corner. I suddenly heard the enemy fighting and got excited to grab some loot. But then...the enemy was fighting...my teammate!
**20. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己被卡在墙里了，我赶紧找办法出来，结果…我把游戏给关了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I was stuck inside a wall. I tried to get out, but then...I closed the game.
**21. 队友：你看到敌人了吗？ 我：看到了！ 队友：在哪？ 我：在…游戏里！**
Teammate: Did you see the enemy? Me: I did! Teammate: Where? Me: In...the game!
**22. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“超级赛亚人”，我兴奋地开始战斗，结果…被敌人一枪爆头了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"Super Saiyan". I got excited and started fighting, but then...I got headshot by the enemy.
**23. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己没有穿衣服，我赶紧找衣服穿，结果…找不到！**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I wasn't wearing any clothes. I quickly tried to find clothes, but then...I couldn't find any!
**24. 队友：你快来帮忙，我快被敌人打死了！ 我：我马上到！ 队友：你快点！ 我：我正在…吃鸡！**
Teammate: Come help me, I'm about to be killed! Me: I'm coming! Teammate: Hurry up! Me: I'm in the middle of...eating chicken!
**25. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“巨型蘑菇”，我惊讶地四处张望，结果…被敌人一脚踩死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"giant mushroom". I looked around in surprise, but then...I was stomped to death by the enemy.
**26. 每次我想要秀操作的时候，总会被敌人一枪打爆头，看来我天生就不是吃鸡的料。**
Every time I try to show off my skills, I get headshot by the enemy. I guess I'm not meant to win chicken dinners.
**27. 队友：你为什么一直开枪？ 我：我在吓唬敌人！ 队友：那你打中敌人了吗？ 我：没有，但是我吓到了自己。**
Teammate: Why are you constantly shooting? Me: I'm trying to scare the enemy! Teammate: Did you hit the enemy? Me: No, but I scared myself.
**28. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一只“鸡”，我兴奋地开始觅食，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"chicken". I got excited and started pecking for food, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**29. 队友：你看到敌人了吗？ 我：看到了！ 队友：在哪？ 我：在…我身后！**
Teammate: Did you see the enemy? Me: I did! Teammate: Where? Me: Behind...me!
**30. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“机器人”，我兴奋地开始奔跑，结果…被敌人一枪打爆了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"robot". I got excited and started running, but then...I was shot and exploded by the enemy.
**31. 队友：你为什么总是打不中敌人？ 我：因为…我瞄准的是…天空。**
Teammate: Why can't you hit the enemy? Me: Because...I'm aiming at...the sky.
**32. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“忍者”，我兴奋地开始潜行，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"ninja". I got excited and started sneaking around, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**33. 队友：你快来帮忙，我快被敌人打死了！ 我：我马上到！ 队友：你在哪？ 我：我在…天上！**
Teammate: Come help me, I'm about to be killed! Me: I'm coming! Teammate: Where are you? Me: I'm in...the sky!
**34. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“超级英雄”，我兴奋地开始飞翔，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"superhero". I got excited and started flying, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**35. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“幽灵”，我兴奋地开始穿墙，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"ghost". I got excited and started phasing through walls, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**36. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“外星人”，我兴奋地开始发射激光，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into an"alien". I got excited and started shooting lasers, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**37. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“海盗”，我兴奋地开始开船，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"pirate". I got excited and started sailing, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**38. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“武士”，我兴奋地开始挥刀，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"samurai". I got excited and started swinging my sword, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**39. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“魔法师”，我兴奋地开始施法，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"wizard". I got excited and started casting spells, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**40. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“龙”，我兴奋地开始喷火，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"dragon". I got excited and started breathing fire, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**41. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“恐龙”，我兴奋地开始咆哮，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"dinosaur". I got excited and started roaring, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**42. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“猪”，我兴奋地开始拱土，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"pig". I got excited and started rooting, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**43. 队友：你快来帮忙，我快被敌人打死了！ 我：我马上到！ 队友：你快点！ 我：我正在…跟我的宠物狗玩。**
Teammate: Come help me, I'm about to be killed! Me: I'm coming! Teammate: Hurry up! Me: I'm playing with...my pet dog.
**44. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“机器人”，我兴奋地开始跳舞，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"robot". I got excited and started dancing, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**45. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“幽灵”，我兴奋地开始飞翔，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"ghost". I got excited and started flying, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**46. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“外星人”，我兴奋地开始入侵地球，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into an"alien". I got excited and started invading Earth, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**47. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“海盗”，我兴奋地开始抢劫，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"pirate". I got excited and started robbing, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**48. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“武士”，我兴奋地开始砍树，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"samurai". I got excited and started cutting down trees, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**49. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“魔法师”，我兴奋地开始变魔术，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"wizard". I got excited and started doing magic tricks, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**50. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“龙”，我兴奋地开始飞翔，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"dragon". I got excited and started flying, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**51. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“恐龙”，我兴奋地开始吃鸡，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"dinosaur". I got excited and started eating chicken, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**52. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“猪”，我兴奋地开始睡觉，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"pig". I got excited and started sleeping, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**53. 队友：你快来帮忙，我快被敌人打死了！ 我：我马上到！ 队友：你快点！ 我：我正在…做饭！**
Teammate: Come help me, I'm about to be killed! Me: I'm coming! Teammate: Hurry up! Me: I'm making...dinner!
**54. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“机器人”，我兴奋地开始打篮球，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"robot". I got excited and started playing basketball, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**55. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“幽灵”，我兴奋地开始唱歌，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"ghost". I got excited and started singing, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**56. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“外星人”，我兴奋地开始跳舞，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into an"alien". I got excited and started dancing, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**57. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“海盗”，我兴奋地开始喝酒，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"pirate". I got excited and started drinking, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**58. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“武士”，我兴奋地开始打太极，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"samurai". I got excited and started doing Tai Chi, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**59. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“魔法师”，我兴奋地开始变身，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"wizard". I got excited and started transforming, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**60. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“龙”，我兴奋地开始放屁，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"dragon". I got excited and started farting, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**61. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“恐龙”，我兴奋地开始打呼噜，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"dinosaur". I got excited and started snoring, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**62. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“猪”，我兴奋地开始跳舞，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"pig". I got excited and started dancing, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
**63. 队友：你快来帮忙，我快被敌人打死了！ 我：我马上到！ 队友：你快点！ 我：我正在…看电影！**
Teammate: Come help me, I'm about to be killed! Me: I'm coming! Teammate: Hurry up! Me: I'm watching...a movie!
**64. 我在打游戏的时候，突然发现自己变成了一个“机器人”，我兴奋地开始做菜，结果…被敌人一枪打死了。**
While I was playing, I suddenly realized I had turned into a"robot". I got excited and started cooking, but then...I was shot dead by the enemy.
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