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你为什么这么优秀？
|Why are you so excellent?
因为我从小就特别努力，一直都在学习。
|Because I have been working hard since I was young, and I have been learning all the time.
学习什么？
|Learning what?
学习怎么不优秀。
|Learning how not to be excellent.
你这么会说话，一定很会哄女生吧？
|You're so good at talking, you must be good at coaxing girls, right?
别闹了，我只会哄女孩子开心。
|Don't be silly, I only know how to make girls happy.
你怎么这么有钱？
|How come you are so rich?
我穷啊，我只有钱。
|I'm poor, I only have money.
你为什么总是单身？
|Why are you always single?
因为我太优秀，找不到对象。
|Because I am too excellent, I can't find a partner.
你觉得我怎么样？
|What do you think of me?
我觉得你比我更适合回答这个问题。
|I think you are more suitable to answer this question than me.
你最近在忙什么？
|What have you been busy with lately?
我在忙着等你的消息。
|I'm busy waiting for your message.
你吃了吗？
|Have you eaten?
吃了，你呢？
|Yes, I have. What about you?
还没，所以才问你。
|Not yet, that's why I asked you.
我今天过得很糟糕。
|I had a terrible day today.
那明天会更好，加油！
|Then tomorrow will be better, come on!
你有什么理想？
|What are your aspirations?
我的理想就是能睡到自然醒。
|My aspiration is to be able to sleep in until I wake up naturally.
你最喜欢什么动物？
|What is your favorite animal?
我比较喜欢吃肉。
|I prefer to eat meat.
你最讨厌什么？
|What do you hate most?
我讨厌别人说我讨厌的东西。
|I hate when people say that I hate something.
你认为你的优点是什么？
|What do you think your strengths are?
我的优点是，缺点很多。
|My strength is, I have many weaknesses.
你相信爱情吗？
|Do you believe in love?
我不相信，因为我单身。
|I don't believe it, because I am single.
你为什么单身？
|Why are you single?
因为我还没有找到一个像我一样优秀的人。
|Because I haven't found someone as excellent as me.
你觉得我怎么样？
|What do you think of me?
你像我朋友，你朋友怎么样？
|You are like my friend, how is your friend?
你今天过得怎么样？
|How was your day today?
跟昨天一样，挺好的。
|The same as yesterday, pretty good.
你最近在做什么？
|What have you been up to lately?
我在努力地活着，你呢？
|I'm working hard to live, what about you?
你为什么总是这么开心？
|Why are you always so happy?
因为我觉得，开心是人生最大的意义。
|Because I think happiness is the greatest meaning of life.
你有什么烦恼吗？
|Do you have any worries?
烦恼没有，但是我穷啊。
|I don't have worries, but I'm poor.
你觉得我帅吗？
|Do you think I am handsome?
我觉得帅跟不帅都是形容词。
|I think handsome and not handsome are both adjectives.
你有什么爱好？
|What are your hobbies?
我的爱好是吃饭睡觉打游戏。
|My hobbies are eating, sleeping, and playing games.
你最喜欢什么颜色？
|What is your favorite color?
我喜欢会变色的颜色。
|I like colors that change.
你最想去哪里旅游？
|Where would you like to travel to most?
我比较想去钱多的地方。
|I'd rather go to places where there is more money.
你最喜欢吃什么？
|What is your favorite food?
我喜欢吃免费的食物。
|I like to eat free food.
你认为人生的意义是什么？
|What do you think is the meaning of life?
我觉得人生的意义就是活着，而且要活得精彩。
|I think the meaning of life is to live, and to live vividly.
你相信命运吗？
|Do you believe in destiny?
我相信，因为我一直都是单身。
|I believe it, because I have always been single.
你为什么总是说反话？
|Why do you always speak sarcastically?
因为我怕说真话会被打。
|Because I'm afraid of getting beaten up if I tell the truth.
你认为世界上最重要的是什么？
|What do you think is the most important thing in the world?
我觉得是健康，因为有了健康才能享受其他一切。
|I think it's health, because with health you can enjoy everything else.
你最喜欢哪部电影？
|What is your favorite movie?
我喜欢免费看的电影。
|I like movies that are free to watch.
你最喜欢哪首歌？
|What is your favorite song?
我喜欢我喜欢的歌。
|I like the songs I like.
你最喜欢哪本书？
|What is your favorite book?
我喜欢能让我睡着看书。
|I like books that can make me fall asleep while reading.
你最喜欢哪种运动？
|What is your favorite sport?
我喜欢躺在沙发上看别人运动。
|I like to lie on the couch and watch others exercise.
你最想去哪个国家？
|Which country would you like to visit most?
我喜欢去有免费wifi的国家。
|I like to go to countries with free Wi-Fi.
你最喜欢哪种动物？
|What is your favorite animal?
我喜欢会给我钱的动物。
|I like animals that give me money.
你最喜欢哪种植物？
|What is your favorite plant?
我喜欢能让我省钱的植物。
|I like plants that can save me money.
你认为自己最大的缺点是什么？
|What do you think is your biggest weakness?
我最大的缺点就是太优秀了。
|My biggest weakness is that I am too excellent.
你认为自己最大的优点是什么？
|What do you think is your biggest strength?
我最大的优点是，我什么都没有。
|My biggest strength is, I have nothing.
你认为自己最大的梦想是什么？
|What do you think is your biggest dream?
我的梦想就是能睡到自然醒，然后数钱数到手抽筋。
|My dream is to be able to sleep until I wake up naturally, and then count money until my hands cramp.
你认为自己最喜欢的职业是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite profession?
我比较喜欢不用上班的职业。
|I prefer professions that don't require work.
你认为自己最喜欢的食物是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite food?
我比较喜欢免费的食物。
|I prefer free food.
你认为自己最喜欢的颜色是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite color?
我比较喜欢能让我发财的颜色。
|I prefer the color that can make me rich.
你认为自己最喜欢的季节是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite season?
我比较喜欢有红包的季节。
|I prefer the season with red envelopes.
你认为自己最喜欢的节日是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite holiday?
我比较喜欢有礼物的节日。
|I prefer holidays with gifts.
你认为自己最喜欢的歌曲是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite song?
我比较喜欢能让我开心快乐的歌曲。
|I prefer songs that can make me happy and joyful.
你认为自己最喜欢的电影是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite movie?
我比较喜欢能让我放松心情的电影。
|I prefer movies that can relax me.
你认为自己最喜欢的书是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite book?
我比较喜欢能让我增长知识的书籍。
|I prefer books that can broaden my knowledge.
你认为自己最喜欢的运动是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite sport?
我比较喜欢不用运动的运动。
|I prefer sports that don't require exercise.
你认为自己最喜欢的旅行目的地是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite travel destination?
我比较喜欢能让我省钱的旅行目的地。
|I prefer travel destinations that can save me money.
你认为自己最喜欢的动物是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite animal?
我比较喜欢能给我带来好运的动物。
|I prefer animals that can bring me good luck.
你认为自己最喜欢的植物是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite plant?
我比较喜欢能让我发财的植物。
|I prefer plants that can make me rich.
你认为自己最喜欢的国家是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite country?
我比较喜欢能让我移民的国家。
|I prefer countries that can allow me to immigrate.
你认为自己最喜欢的城市是什么？
|What do you think is your favorite city?
我比较喜欢能让我找到对象的城市。
|I prefer cities where I can find a partner.
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